Weekend Movie One Sentence Forecast - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days / Total Recall

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days

When my father thought he might be raising a wimpy kid, he gave him a leatherbound diary. Then, he used it to beat the wimpyness right out of him on the pretext that owning a diary was wimpy.

Total Recall

Len Wiseman, you make me wish I had three hands… so I could give your movies three thumbs down!