Weekend Movie One Sentence Forecast - The Bourne Legacy / The Campaign / Hope Springs / 2 Days in New York

The Bourne Legacy

Be honest. How many times did you nod off while watching any of the Bourne movies?

The Campaign

Because nothing helps inform today’s youth about the political process to make educated decisions when voting like watching Will Farrell punch a baby.

Hope Springs

I wonder what Meryl Streep thinks when a director tells her to do something. I’m sure it’s something like “Bitch, do you know who I am!? Meryl Streep, motherfucker!”.

2 Days in New York

Julie Delpy should probably be a way bigger star than she is, but I guess that starring in a bunch of critical darlings doesn’t make up for also starring in “An American Werewolf in Paris”.