VERSUS! WEEK 4 RESULTS / WEEK 5 Submissions OF PERIL

Week 4 is over. Armies have risen and fallen to the call of their master’s trumpets.In the end, the peasant scum that congeal together to make Suedo Intellectual have stolen victory from the jaws of certain defeat.

Suedo Intellectual: 1 Like = 1 point

Eagle-Eyed Tygers: 0 points

This indignity is suffered solely through my indecision. Choosing the plain white painting rather than the full watercolor, which got 4 Reblogs, will cost me two hours of agony. And thus, Suedo will choose some terrible movie to inflict upon me and I will spend the rest of my life trying to forget the story of the Polish Parkour master who had to escape time-travelling Nazis who speak Esperanto who challenge the Washington Bullets to a game of street hoops.

This week’s challenge was to make a travel poster for a place in the world of A Song of Ice and Fire. One of the great things about ASOIAF is that every place has an impossibly in-depth history. Every single inch of the map of Westeros has been described to great detail by George Martin at some point. It makes it easy to recall from memory the details of some place just by mentioning the name. 

And therefore, inspired by the great prop gag New Zealand travel posters from Flight of the Conchords and from some blog Suedo found, we made some travel posters for places in A Song of Ice and Fire seen at the top.

The HBO series does an incredible job of showing off the world they built which makes it very easy to find screen rips worthy of travel posters. I took the one of the Wall from the first episode. Same with the alternate ones I made, the one of the Twins turning out pretty good. 

I had a bunch of other possible ones I was going to use, but didn’t due to lack of suitable pictures or from just not being that good. Here’s some

The Shield Islands: It’s Perfectly Safe to Live Here

Welcome to the Wall: Piss Off the Edge of the World

Welcome to The Wall: North of Everything

Welcome to The Wall: Monster Free for Centuries

Casterly Rock: Come for the Gold, Stay for the Political Maneuvering

Casterly Rock: Stay Golden!

The Twins: It’s a Nice Day for a Red Wedding

Welcome to the Vale of Arryn: Now with Twice the Mountain Clans

Welcome to the Vale of Arryn: Enter Through the High Road, Exit Through the Moon Door

Welcome to the Vale of Arryn: Bandit Attacks Guaranteed

The Vale of Arryn: Come for the Trials, Stay for the Bandits

Beyond the Wall: Go North of Everything

The Garden of Bones: Help Us Grow Our Garden

Qarth: Visit Our Garden… TO DEATH!!!

The Authentic Harrenhal: Dragon-Free Since the Age of Heroes

Harrenhal: Bring the Family!

Harrenhal: Huge. Homely. Haunted

Travel to Harrenhal: 1 Days Since Last Horrible Death



Anyways, click on the links below and help us decide who’s is better by liking or Reblogging then.

Eagle Eyed Tygers

Suedo Intellectual

suedointellectual:

VERSUS! WEEK 5Iron Islands: Why don’t you?
Good job on tyger posting a bunch of alt posters.

The cheat who posts early!

suedointellectual:

VERSUS! WEEK 5
Iron Islands: Why don’t you?

Good job on tyger posting a bunch of alt posters.

The cheat who posts early!

VERSUS! WEEK 5 SUBMISSION:
Beyond the Wall: Far North of All Your Problems

VERSUS! WEEK 5 SUBMISSION:

Beyond the Wall: Far North of All Your Problems

"Robontourage" Ros before hos!

"Robontourage" Ros before hos!

VERSUS! WEEK 5 Alternate Submission #2
visit… KING’S LANDING: Smells like DEAD BODIES and other stuff too

VERSUS! WEEK 5 Alternate Submission #2

visit… KING’S LANDING: Smells like DEAD BODIES and other stuff too

VERSUS! WEEK 5 Alternate Submission:
The Twins: Have Your Dream Wedding

VERSUS! WEEK 5 Alternate Submission:

The Twins: Have Your Dream Wedding

VERSUS! WEEK 5: Hear Me Roar

Apparently Suedo Intellectual is too lazy to write a single paragraph about whatever, so here I am, rock you like a hurricane:

A TRAVEL POSTER about A SONG OF FIRE AND ICE

Yeah we’re stealing the idea. You want to fight about it?

DUE: SUNDAY 10PM

gameofthrones:

A vote for Stannis is a vote to keep your head on your shoulders.

gameofthrones:

A vote for Stannis is a vote to keep your head on your shoulders.

timfor3:

nbaoffseason:

I could have sworn Michael Jordan did some other stuff too. But according to FOX News his biggest accomplishments is that he was a “failed baseball player.”
Also, Carmelo Anthony is an anti-police activist?

I thought Michael Jordan was in Space Jam too? No? Oh that was Bugs Bunny.. Ahhh FOX News.. How would I ever remain an informed American without you?

timfor3:

nbaoffseason:

I could have sworn Michael Jordan did some other stuff too. But according to FOX News his biggest accomplishments is that he was a “failed baseball player.”

Also, Carmelo Anthony is an anti-police activist?

I thought Michael Jordan was in Space Jam too? No? Oh that was Bugs Bunny.. Ahhh FOX News.. How would I ever remain an informed American without you?